+10 – you flossed +10 – you brushed
Congratulations, you unlocked the “Dentist’s pet award”
If the party is trending, you’re too late… unless you can sneak in the back door
Fire Eagle guys… srsly
Ashton Kutcher came to see us guys. Not the other way around.
Nothing can surpass it.
Football teams want to do better together… strippers will steal your pole when you’re not looking.
Guys, just say you’re unemployed. You’re not fooling anyone.
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Seven things I learned at SXSW
1. Everything will become a game
+10 – you flossed
+10 – you brushed
Congratulations, you unlocked the “Dentist’s pet award”
2. Avoid trending parties unless you’re on the VIP list
If the party is trending, you’re too late… unless you can sneak in the back door
3. We need a unified checkin now more than ever
Fire Eagle guys… srsly
4. Nerds now rule the world
Ashton Kutcher came to see us guys. Not the other way around.
5. Goatse is the best meme of all time.
Nothing can surpass it.
6. Build communities of football teams, not strippers
Football teams want to do better together… strippers will steal your pole when you’re not looking.
7. Social Media Douche Bags are still full of shit
Guys, just say you’re unemployed. You’re not fooling anyone.